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I love it when I get to include the best parts of my favorite songs, stories, and quotes into my blog. This time last year, I was on my way to the grocery store and hit a gas station. It was the only place in the world that had a convenience store.
I got gas, walked the few steps to the pump and asked for a bottle of beer. Since I wasn’t married I didn’t have to pay for gas and I was also carrying a bottle of beer in my glove box. The woman behind the counter stared at me in disbelief. “Sorry sir, you can’t have a beer at my store. It’s not a legally recognized establishment.” She took my money and ran.
In this video, you can see a woman in a restaurant asking her husband to buy a beer and he says that he cannt. The woman calls security and they ask him to take the bottle and give it to her. The woman is furious and begins to chase him. Eventually, they are both tackled and dragged into a waiting van. The woman is eventually taken into custody by the police and charged with breaking and entering. She has the court date set for 2/21/07.
The court date is 22107. 22107 is the year of the “Great Depression.” In the 1930’s, millions of Americans were not being paid, no paycheck was coming, and we had massive unemployment. The court date is simply an attempt to take the woman into custody so that she can be put to trial. The law says that she must have an excuse for being in the courthouse while she is being charged with a crime.
The woman who is in custody has no excuse for being in the courthouse today. She has been charged with breaking and entering because she was caught trespassing on the property that the cops were trying to enter. But she doesn’t have an excuse to be in the courthouse, so she has to have an excuse for being in the courthouse now. The law says that her excuse for being in the courthouse must be in writing.
Just look at the video above, which shows a woman in a cell phone who is accused of breaking and entering and being charged with breaking and entering. It’s the first time we’ve seen a woman with a cell phone in a jail cell. We’ve seen other jailers who have used the phone to make faces before being charged.
The law says that her excuse for being in the courthouse must be in writing. But that doesnt mean she cant write her excuse in the sky. And no, we do not mean a picture in the sky. We mean a picture of a cell phone.
The law says that a woman in a jail cell cant write her excuse on the sky. However, the law does not say that a man cant write his excuse on the sky, so apparently there are some exceptions. But as with all exceptions and limitations on the law, some exceptions actually seem to be pretty far-fetched.
The other day we found out that the law has a pretty significant exception. For the first time in history in America, the law says that a person in jail cant write their excuse to their friends. We think this is because this is a case where a person in jail has been in contact with a lawyer, so they believe that they can write to their lawyer. This is a law that has never been enforced before, so we really don’t know if it is 100% valid.
I don’t see any reason why a person should be able to write to their lawyer, but they can write to their friends. That may not seem like a huge deal right now, but in the future, when the law is updated, I don’t see why it won’t be. It is, however, important that we are always informed of the law.